the brand

in the name of the continued fueling of the online narcissistic fire, here's an abridged, completely biased, terribly serious and informative low down about me:

i'm a special snowflake just like you, i pay my taxes and brush my teeth.  i'm fiscally irresponsible and morally corruptible. i don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain.  i collect HECS debt because knowledge is power and i already have a cape. i don't let the truth get in the way of a good story and i have no respect for the upper casing of letters.  my glass is half full when i'm running low on wine. i believe elvis will return.


all the world's a stage
and all the men and women merely players: 
they have their exits and their entrances
and one man in his time plays many parts
                           - bill s. 'as you like it'


should my photographed mono-font be an insufficient visual thirst-quencher feel free to have a gander at some other online intermutual outlets i've attached my name to: